Author(s): Lucy Ellmann

Fiction

A hilarious and poignant journey through our puny universe, this is a masterpiece of disquiet. Dot used to think she was perfect, with her pointy nose, pink skin and blonde hair. But now she lives on Abalone Avenue with a husband who chases women and swordfish. And she has a rather icky Fatal Flaw, and the universe doesn't give a damn! So Dot decides to end it all. Will death be fast? Slow? EMBARRASSING? Despite her valiant suicide by tea cosy followed by a jaunt to the morgue, Dot wakes up.